Celtic players!

Hi guys and gals.

Rumours flying round Glasgow just now that Gary Caldwell, Barry Robson and Willo Flood,
will soon be joining your club.


Let me be the first to send you my sympathy. As not only do you have our ex manager,
who to put it mildly is not one of societies most endearing characters. You are about to be hit with one of the most limited defenders to ever grace our game. What Caldwell lacks as a player he certainly makes up with arrogance. I'm convinced he thinks he's Franco Baresi re-incarnated when closer to the truth would be, well I cant think of anyone who is/was at his low level of ability. Sorry lads but he's out on his own when it comes to how bad he is.

Robson will give you his all, strong in the tackle weak in the head probably sums him up. Very left footed to the point of embarrassingly so. This makes him easy to defend against, although he will make goals for you from set pieces. No getting away from it he's a very limited player one whose level was with Dundee Utd.

Willo Flood, another with a great attitude and little else. WGS a miniscule fee of 50K for him to bring him to Celtic. We were done and if your club continues with Strachen in the hot seat you will be too.

He is the worst manager in the transfer market. Which I've had the displeasure to witness at my great club. He took as to the brink in terms of his signings, from a selfish point of view I can't wait to see the back of these players, plus a few more.

While I'm delighted at their imminent departure, I feel sorry for the fans who will have to endure them at their's. TBH I wouldn't wish these players on my worst enemy, well that's not quite true Rangers would be more than welcome.

All the best from an honest Tim, your going to need it.