| ow mate ee worra week eh! nah not the boro a mean our lass, she’s fumin cos her old man caught me comin outta secrets on satda nite, a wasn’t even doin nowt wrong, she’s been givin me ear ake all week an now she’s took me pro evo of us’ A wundn care, a mean she’s always watchin tha Jeremy kyle on telly, i can see her mentally undressin him as e’s tellin sum greasey scrote to get a job, |  |
wots the difference eh’
Think ill av to tek her for a Baz special... a petch’s an a suggetts 99, no worramean, sweeten her up an tha
anyroad boro got the king eh, heard he’s rough him like, bit of a charlie big balls, hope he does the business tho, startin on wensda at the bridge wud be nice,
wud love to beat them, but satdays the big one isn’t it, gunna be hell on if we get beat, a mean our kid’s applyin his finishin touches to his ‘horse face out’ banner,
Aye’ wudnt like to be sat in gates boots if doesn’t go to plan, Wouldn’t mind a go on his waistcoat like, smart as tha
You see emnes goal against wolves then? mint finish tha he’s like a cross between emerson , job an me
a mean wen a wos in ma prime like, not now. right am off to rummage thru our lasses stuff an find me pro evo
cya afta, or mebe in nops on satda
up the boro,
Baldy Baz
p.s ave ya seen them lasses in secrets?, tasty as 
