| Ow chief ow’s it goin ya al right? narked off me like, what’s the world comin too eh, our Tony came in today rite after a mooch down town, an he had a bag .... nor not a manly rucksack or owt, a bloody handbag! |  |
A sed to him, ow sort ya life out ya not livin here wiv tha
whos e think he is eh, justin fartin timberlake,
an thats not all, he sed to me last chewsda he wants to be a hair technologist,
an hair technologist!!
he cant even wash his own mop head neva mind some posh snouts,
why doesn’t he jus get a manly job, a tree surgeon or a welder
think i need to have a Baz chat wiv him... yas don’t reckon he’s... ya kno?
naaaa!
Our lass is doin me nut in again,
she gave us back me pro evo for valentines day thou, smart as,
she wasn’t to chuffed bout what a got her like,
2 tickets to boro v wigan on satda,
gunna take our Tony instead see if I can man him up abit,
anyroad, i reckon boro av terned the corner me like,
i kno i said same afta man u game but a mean it this time,
played alright against the hammers,
reckon we’l nick it against the Wigan egg chasers and get point off the porno tash brigade,
See ya afta lads,
p.s leave us some advice bout our Tony in comments will yas
laterz